ghostdancebeat:

Penhall: I GOT A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU!
Hanson: Doug, come on.
Penhall: No, no, no, I wanted to. Here, here, here! I hope you don’t have one already. [Tom opens box] Ta-da!
Hanson: It’s very nice. What is it?
Penhall: It’s a pillow!
Hanson: Where’s the rest of it?
Penhall: No, it’s supposed to be like that. I-i — it’s for guys who have …
Hanson: What?
Penhall: Hemorrhoids.
Hanson: You hope I don’t already have one?! Make this go away.